Sunday, August 05, 2007

KISS MY ASTERISK!


Barry Bonds hit his 755th home run Saturday night against the San Diego Padres at Petco Park, tying the legendary Hank Aaron.  More HERE.

5 comments:

callmeishmael said...

Kissing something on you is about the only thing plausibly legitimate about tonight's events. Congratulations to Mr. Bonds on his home run.

autoegocrat said...

Enjoy it while it lasts, cheater. You've grown your oversized melon at the expense of your shrunken plums, and it's going to catch up to you. If you even live to see your 50th birthday, you'll deserve every bit of the misery you've got coming.

A curse on you, the Giants, and Bud Selig.

John H said...

the clock is ticking..we have a guy in jail who will probably crack and a mistress outside of jail who will sing canary-like soon.

Anyone who reads 'Game of Shadows' and still thinks this guy is innocent is beyond my power of comprehension.

Anonymous said...

Guys and gals you know whats gonna happen dont you? AROD will have some sort of injury ala Griffey Jr and he will never come close to Bonds and this record will stand for decades to come. Thats nearly always how it goes. I remember Mr George Lepides saying in 2000 that Griffey Jr would hit 900 homeruns by the end of his career and we all know how that worked out.

The Christian Progressive Liberal said...

I'm sorry, but even the great Hank Aaron has dissed Bonds for cheating to break his record. For that reason, I will only consider Hank Aaron as the true homerun king cause he did it naturally and without enhancements.

Besides, Bonds is an ass who plays the race card every chance he gets when looking for sympathy. I saw too many African-American children get dissed over in Oakland during interleague play when the A's played the Giants.

This prima donna has half the Giants' clubhouse furnished just for his sorry ass. And I've watched him since he came from Pittsburgh and he's blown up ten sizes and three hat sizes.

Gary Sheffield called it right and he's getting dissed by Selig for saying Bonds cheated.

Arrragghh....((shakes fists)))