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Sunday, October 05, 2008

Gutless Punks.

No, I'm not talking about the Democratic Congressional leadership this time.

I'm talking about the Cubs, who are flying back to Chicago tonight to have their assholes surgically loosened. The Cubs had 97 wins in the regular season, the best record in the National League, and they got swept, they got OWNED, by the Dodgers, and their season is done.

Since James Loney of the Dodgers hit a Grand Slam to take the lead in Game 1, the Cubs have never led in the rest of the LDS.

This is a CHOKE of epic proportions, and they all need a swift kick in the ass.

4 comments:

Sharon Cobb said...

Cracker--
This is our fundamental problem--above all others.

We're Cubs fans which means we can't deal with reality. That, or we have a stupid(literally) amount of optimism.

I'm already thinking 101 years sounds cooler than 100 years. That's sick.

Is there a 12 step program for Cubs fans?

Kerry said...

Go to 12 White Sox games and you'll be cured.

Mr Turnbow said...

LOL. I feel like an Alabama fan taunting Auburn fans. HAHA! St Louis is the most successful national league franchise around... oh and btw they have TEN World Series Championships! Eat your hearts out!

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