First, we would have to see if the Coliseum were available. Then we would need to ensure that we could get THREE wrestling rings, and see if Lance Russell and Dave Brown were available. (Sorry, fans, Corey Maclin is just weak to me.)
Then, we could stage it live:
THE LIBERAL BLOGGING ESTABLISHMENT PROUDLY PRESENTS....
LIVE FROM THE MID-SOUTH COLISEUM!
THE SCDP BATTLE ROYAL!
30 PARTICIPANTS! THREE RINGS! ONE WINNER, WHO WILL BE CROWNED CHAIR OF THE SHELBY COUNTY DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! NO TIME LIMIT! MASKED ENTRANTS MAY APPLY (as long as they sign the loyalty oath!)!
What do you think????
UPDATE: if we charged $10 a head to spectators, it would replace Kennedy Day as our fundraiser and get us on sound financial footing. Come on, it's a goer, eh?
1 comment:
Is this a gold miners match where you
have to climb the pole to get the glove to use on your Opponent? Be there or be square. I'm bringing Sol
winedrop, Tojo Yamamoto, Nick & George Gulas.
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